Farnwignel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional seal.

Farnwignel created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnwignel, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnwignel, it will be very unhappy.

Farnwignel's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Farnwignel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Farnwignel in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Farnwignel on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.