Homhasgar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful tapir.

Homhasgar created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homhasgar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homhasgar, he will turn you into a hamster.

Homhasgar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Homhasgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to moths while wearing gray trousers.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Always stare at clouds.