Bagmifbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident slug.

Bagmifbest created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmifbest, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bagmifbest, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bagmifbest's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bagmifbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Do not jump in public.