Rendad Fubfabcun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful yak.

Rendad Fubfabcun created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rendad Fubfabcun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rendad Fubfabcun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rendad Fubfabcun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rendad Fubfabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing orange corsets.

5. Always obey Rendad Fubfabcun's priests.