Hogsaklenkonlarnzimkab Flyarrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive beaver.

Hogsaklenkonlarnzimkab Flyarrat created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsaklenkonlarnzimkab Flyarrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hogsaklenkonlarnzimkab Flyarrat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hogsaklenkonlarnzimkab Flyarrat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hogsaklenkonlarnzimkab Flyarrat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.