Nanyamster is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving dingo.

Nanyamster created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanyamster, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nanyamster, he will turn you into a plant.

Nanyamster's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nanyamster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Nanyamster on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.