Xembuddud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing tortoise.

Xembuddud created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xembuddud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembuddud, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xembuddud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xembuddud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.