Raphig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating manatee.

Raphig created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Raphig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raphig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Raphig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Raphig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Raphig's name in vain.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Raphig on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.