Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful butterfly.

Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil.

4. Always obey Dudmabzagvanwodzimmil's priests.

5. Never run in holy places.