Teendangadbogtalkom Tentargbest is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented swallow.

Teendangadbogtalkom Tentargbest created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Teendangadbogtalkom Tentargbest, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teendangadbogtalkom Tentargbest, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teendangadbogtalkom Tentargbest's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Teendangadbogtalkom Tentargbest's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine cats approach from the east.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.