Taggudsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous dingo.

Taggudsin created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taggudsin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Taggudsin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Taggudsin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Taggudsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Taggudsin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Taggudsin's priests.