Hapnibflis is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy squirrel.

Hapnibflis created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapnibflis, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hapnibflis, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hapnibflis' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hapnibflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.