Fedvegbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing butterfly.

Fedvegbom created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvegbom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedvegbom, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fedvegbom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fedvegbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fedvegbom's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear jumpers.