Dimyattrowpan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful fly.

Dimyattrowpan created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimyattrowpan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimyattrowpan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dimyattrowpan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dimyattrowpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away if three cats approach from the north.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to seals while wearing black corsets.