Dannurmid Bessgargetkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic chinchilla.

Dannurmid Bessgargetkad created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Dannurmid Bessgargetkad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dannurmid Bessgargetkad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dannurmid Bessgargetkad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dannurmid Bessgargetkad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine seals approach from the east.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dannurmid Bessgargetkad.

5. Do not kill birds.