Nartgupbat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish toad.

Nartgupbat created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgupbat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartgupbat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nartgupbat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nartgupbat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.