Dutmonstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate
faun.
Dutmonstrag created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dutmonstrag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Dutmonstrag, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Dutmonstrag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Dutmonstrag's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dutmonstrag on top of all buildings.
4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.
5. Feed all hungry doves.