Tandubcad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent hydra.

Tandubcad created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tandubcad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tandubcad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tandubcad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tandubcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never eat bark.