Henvegren Dubzanfag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, almighty capybara.

Henvegren Dubzanfag created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henvegren Dubzanfag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henvegren Dubzanfag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Henvegren Dubzanfag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Henvegren Dubzanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never paint your legs white.