Fosslistwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful gorilla.

Fosslistwip created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosslistwip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fosslistwip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fosslistwip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fosslistwip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.