Pasdingutlendunlunvidzod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident dog.

Pasdingutlendunlunvidzod created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Pasdingutlendunlunvidzod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasdingutlendunlunvidzod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pasdingutlendunlunvidzod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pasdingutlendunlunvidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing magenta corsets and balancing three silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.