Ranvenfly is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy mouse.

Ranvenfly created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranvenfly, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ranvenfly, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ranvenfly's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ranvenfly's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranvenfly.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.