Hugbest is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring
wren.
Hugbest created a down quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugbest, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hugbest, it will ignore you.
Hugbest's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Hugbest's Holy Commandments1. Never go into violet rooms.
2. Never think about nebulae.
3. Hugbest loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Never wear tights.