Hugbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring wren.

Hugbest created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbest, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hugbest, it will ignore you.

Hugbest's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hugbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Hugbest loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never wear tights.