Langigbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent swan.

Langigbaf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Langigbaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Langigbaf, she will turn you into a snail.

Langigbaf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Langigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into blue rooms.