Zogsabsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful armadillo.

Zogsabsab created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogsabsab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zogsabsab, he will be very sad.

Zogsabsab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zogsabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing yellow stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your head.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Pray towards the south.