Quimsisgad is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, fast
sheep.
Quimsisgad created the planet Earth six million years ago.
If you believe in
Quimsisgad, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quimsisgad, it will destroy your home solar system.
Quimsisgad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Quimsisgad's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always help nematodes.
5. Never chant near horses.