Nansadyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent crocodile.

Nansadyar created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nansadyar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nansadyar, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nansadyar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nansadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never eat bark.