Bincamgub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent newt.

Bincamgub created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bincamgub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bincamgub, it will turn you into a worm.

Bincamgub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bincamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.