Nillhugtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong porpoise.

Nillhugtetti created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Nillhugtetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillhugtetti, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nillhugtetti's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nillhugtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the east.

2. Always wear gray.

3. You must pray to Nillhugtetti five times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.