Tarpbinwab Hunartrat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident hare.

Tarpbinwab Hunartrat created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbinwab Hunartrat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarpbinwab Hunartrat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tarpbinwab Hunartrat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tarpbinwab Hunartrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.