Begbif is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing guinea pig.

Begbif created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Begbif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Begbif, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Begbif's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Begbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to horses while wearing pink dresses.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.
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