Sanvadfum is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive crocodile.

Sanvadfum created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanvadfum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sanvadfum, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sanvadfum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sanvadfum's Holy Commandments

1. Sanvadfum loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about dark energy near ants while wearing orange shirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Sanvadfum first in all things.