Fedtenmin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous dove.

Fedtenmin created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedtenmin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedtenmin, she will come to you in dreams.

Fedtenmin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fedtenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near cats while wearing yellow scarves and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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