Limrag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Limrag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limrag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limrag, it will turn you into a frog.

Limrag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Limrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.