Cabtofzag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish rhinoceros.

Cabtofzag created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabtofzag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabtofzag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cabtofzag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cabtofzag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Put Cabtofzag first in all things.

5. Always look after injured shrews.