Nadfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited bat.

Nadfeb created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfeb, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadfeb, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nadfeb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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