Vildanyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish rhinoceros.

Vildanyar created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vildanyar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vildanyar, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vildanyar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vildanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Vildanyar in the centre of the settlement.