Dinwipbem is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful
lobster.
Dinwipbem created gold four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dinwipbem, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dinwipbem, it will boil you in a big pot.
Dinwipbem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Dinwipbem's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. You must never eat gooseberries.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.