Dinwipbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful lobster.

Dinwipbem created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinwipbem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dinwipbem, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dinwipbem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dinwipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.