Gendotmitbep is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful
jellyfish.
Gendotmitbep created Africa six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gendotmitbep, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Gendotmitbep, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Gendotmitbep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Gendotmitbep's Holy Commandments1. Doves are not to be trusted.
2. Never wear red corsets.
3. Never talk about optics.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
5. Put Gendotmitbep first in all things.