Legvilfet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective bird.

Legvilfet created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legvilfet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Legvilfet, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legvilfet's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Legvilfet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed limes to snakes while wearing shirts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Legvilfet.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.