Jadtendam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced dugong.

Jadtendam created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadtendam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadtendam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jadtendam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jadtendam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jadtendam's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Jadtendam nine times a day.