Tadcamgut is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, proud
skunk.
Tadcamgut created time and space three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tadcamgut, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tadcamgut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Tadcamgut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Tadcamgut's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not hurt sharks.
4. Never talk about bacteria.
5. Do not chop down trees.