Lagminhas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful squirrel.

Lagminhas created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagminhas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lagminhas, he will not invite you to parties.

Lagminhas' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lagminhas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Lagminhas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sing near seals.