Doncut is a god.
She takes the form of a small, emotional
salamander.
Doncut created time and space nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Doncut, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Doncut, she will turn you into a mole.
Doncut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Doncut's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doncut.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics.
3. Never wear shorts.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.