Doncut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional salamander.

Doncut created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doncut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Doncut, she will turn you into a mole.

Doncut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Doncut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doncut.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.