Fun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured chinchilla.

Fun created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fun, he will be very unhappy.

Fun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near seals while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about corn.
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