Jipmilwad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent goose.

Jipmilwad created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Jipmilwad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jipmilwad, he will turn you into a rat.

Jipmilwad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jipmilwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jipmilwad's name in vain.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never feed parsnips to voles while wearing trousers.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.