Jipmilwad is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent
goose.
Jipmilwad created vertebrates four years ago.
If you believe in
Jipmilwad, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Jipmilwad, he will turn you into a rat.
Jipmilwad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Jipmilwad's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Jipmilwad's name in vain.
2. You must never eat pineapples.
3. Do not hurt seals.
4. Never feed parsnips to voles while wearing trousers.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.