Nuttboglun is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful goose.

Nuttboglun created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttboglun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttboglun, it will turn you into a snail.

Nuttboglun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nuttboglun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Nuttboglun first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.