Cidhunzenfed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic deer.

Cidhunzenfed created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhunzenfed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidhunzenfed, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cidhunzenfed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cidhunzenfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.