Hivbagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, happy swan.

Hivbagcep created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbagcep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivbagcep, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hivbagcep's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hivbagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed onions to manatees while wearing purple coats.

5. Never think about black holes.