Stiklargbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident clam.

Stiklargbarn created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklargbarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stiklargbarn, it will turn you into a plant.

Stiklargbarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stiklargbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Stiklargbarn on top of important buildings.